12/21/98
Whether, at the end of the day, Clinton is removed from office
or just censured, makes no real difference. The damage he has
already done to the American dialogue is profound, and
irrevocable. Read on for the details.
Immediately after Saturday's impeachment vote, only the second in
the history of the Republic, two busses pulled up in front of the
nation's capitol and carted a flock of Democrats over to the
White House where, along with Bill and Hill, they desecrated the
Rose Garden with their speeches, applause, and praise for
Clinton. Have these people no shame? And don't even try to argue
with me, I watched the whole thing. It was a celebration, plain
and simple. Who the h-- are these people that they would
celebrate an event like the impeachment of the President of the
US?
Flipping the dial on Friday, I caught the "Rev." Jesse
Jackson addressing a Rainbow Coalition/PUSH anti-impeachment
rally in Washington the other day. Here is what he said, and I'm
paraphrasing as I didn't have a tape recorder running. He said
that if the Republicans went ahead with this impeachment madness,
the brothers and sisters must come down from the mountain and
take to the streets to "hep" brother Clinton, (cheers
from the audience) the brothers and sisters must come down from
the mountain and take to the streets to "hep" brother
Clinton (louder cheers) and on and on. If that's not inciting a
riot, I don't know what is. It came pretty close to a riot right
then and there, as a matter of fact!
A few years ago, a guy got arrested and put in jail for making a
nasty remark to Clinton as he passed by in a parade. Last Friday
night, on the nationally broadcast Conan O'Brien show, that
liberal nutcase (and lousy actor) Alec Baldwin had this to say
about the impeachment process: "In any other country in the
world, the people would get together, march on Washington and
stone Henry Hyde to death, (wild cheers from the audience) stone
Henry Hyde to death, (louder cheering) shut up, shut up, I'm not
done yet. Then they would go to their houses and kill their wives
and all their children."
Why hasn't Baldwin been arrested, charged with a hate crime,
charged with inciting murder, and put in prison for a good long
stretch. I'm sure the other inmates would find him a tasty
morsel, and it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Meanwhile, boycott
Baldwin.
The leading guru of the now discredited feminist movement, Betty
Friedan, recently told Rep. Bob Livingston that the impeachment
process was being perpetrated by a bunch of "dirty, old,
Republican, white males." If you want to see a really dirty,
old, white female, take a hard look at Friedan-but make sure you
do it on an empty stomach.
In the light of Clinton's "Wag The Dog" bombing of
Iraq, the Russian Parliament, believing him to be dangerous to
world stability, just passed a resolution asking for Monica
Lewinsky's help in controlling him for the remainder of the
impeachment proceedings. Meanwhile, the British, with their usual
flair for the use of words, have dubbed the attacks on Iraq as
"Monica's War," and nicknamed their own Prime Minister
"Tony Poodle." I guess that not as bad as "Phony
Tony," the cognomen some wags over in England are using.
Doesn't all this stuff make you proud to be an American?
Madame Tussaud's famous wax museum has a travelling exhibit that
features mostly current celebrities instead of long dead ones.
One of it's most popular features is a wax statue of Bill
Clinton. They have been having trouble with that one however
because visitors keep unzipping his fly so they can take photos
of their wives, girlfriends, or significant others kneeling down
in front of the figure peering up at the undone zipper with lust
in their eyes! To get around the problem, they finally sewed
Billy's fly shut. You'd think Dame Hillary would do the same.
Sinead O'Connor, the female singer who once had an act that
featured tearing up photos of Pope John Paul while whispering
pornographic phrases into a mic, has said that whenever she
thinks of what Monica and Bill did in the ovoid office, her own
mouth begins to water uncontrollably. Just imagine that one for a
moment!
And that's the kind of degrading stuff that is Bill Clinton's
real legacy.