‘At Least I Didn’t Die From Tax Cuts,’ Whispers Man Dying From Kavanaugh Nomination

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‘At Least I Didn’t Die From Tax Cuts,’ Whispers Man Dying From Kavanaugh Nomination

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PORTLAND, OR—As he clutched his chest on the ground dying, one of the millions of Americans killed by the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, local man Michael Vo reportedly whispered, “At least I didn’t die from tax cuts,” according to sources.
The man was out for a morning stroll when he suddenly collapsed to the ground. “Ugh, Kavanaugh!” he cried, knowing the Republican plan to slaughter countless numbers of people across the country had finally caught up to him. “Goodbye, cruel world. I’m just glad I survived Hillary’s defeat, the tax cuts, Trump’s tweets, and a strict immigration policy.”
“A lot of people weren’t so lucky, and I’m just thankful to no one in particular to have made it this far,” he groaned. “It’s not such a bad way to go, in the end.”
Onlookers attempted to revive him, but as all medical experts know, there’s no cure for Sudden Kavanaugh Death (SKD). He was declared dead on the scene.

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I don't know if this is a

I don't know if this is a first for Supreme's Nominee hearings, but the senate panel is interrogating members of the general public on the nomination, including the typical "this will be the end of the world" types. Plus a congressman. And they are bringing in more "panels."

I don't know what the plan is here, but I can see an "ad nauseum" strategy being played out.

I wonder if any of AMG's trolls will be testifying that if Kavanaugh is approved, we could see the court entertaining ideas of making living in Mom's basement illegal.

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On the positive side, when

On the positive side, when conservatives on the Supreme Court hold a majority, all the rulings in favor of the big pharmaceuticals will mean the AMG fossils will no longer be able to afford the myriad meds keeping their sorry wrinkled asses alive.

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This may portend the last

This may portend the last Senate hearing for a Supreme Court justice. It has been shown to be completely useless for its intended purpose. Questionnaires would adequately serve the useful purpose.

Just like the Washington Correspondents Dinner, lefties have completely destroyed everything they touch.

Turns out liberals are the real authoritarians.

A political-science journal that published an oft-cited study claiming conservatives were more likely to show traits associated with “psychoticism” now says it got it wrong. Very wrong.

The American Journal of Political Science published a correction this year saying that the 2012 paper has “an error” — and that liberal political beliefs, not conservative ones, are actually linked to psychoticism.

Science says liberals, not conservatives, are psychotic

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Of course, the Rs refusing

Of course, the Rs refusing for a YEAR to let a nominee come up for a vote was not “authoritarian.”

Lol. It’s always informative to get a glimpse into the workings of the conservative mind. Or lack thereof.

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You're wrong TomC.

You're wrong TomC.
It isn't just the correspondent"s dinner.
Everything liberals touch turns to shit.

Everything.

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Wrong again, Matt. They were

Wrong again, Matt. They were following the "Biden rule". In 1992, Senator Joe Biden said on the Senate floor that any Supreme Court nomination should wait until after the election - and if a nomination was made sooner, it should not be considered until after the election.

So, it was OK in '92... but not in '16?

Melvin Udall
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A picture is worth a thousand

A picture is worth a thousand mattzine posts

Green-ee
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Hi Matt,

Hi Matt,

Do you ever entertain a provoking thought or opinion? All I ever read from you is churlish, girlish gibberish. Are liberals by nature effeminate?

Ugenetoo
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OUCH!

OUCH!
That could leave a mark on a pretty face.

Mike G
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Again Matty makes a good

Again Matty makes a good point, this is all about Scalia dying in a bed with a pillow over his head, and not having Obama to appoint a transgender what ever the f , which was Hilliary's right after offing Seth Rich. Justice has not been served, THAT, is the only thing that we can be assured in DC today and apparently for some time to come.

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