Where Are Trump's Tax Returns? Excellent point!
During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?
The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy"?
The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath:
- Obama's college records,
- his passport application,
- his immigration status as a student,
- his funding sources to pay for college,
- his college records, and
- his Selective Service registration.
What's your next question?"