Condoms must now be made available to 'all participants' at the Boy Scouts global gathering

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Tom C
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Condoms must now be made available to 'all participants' at the Boy Scouts global gathering

The Boy Scouts will ensure that condoms will be made 'readily and easily accessible' at its global gathering this summer, it has been revealed.

Rules now require that the host organization of the World Scout Jamboree provide condoms at a 'number of locations' for staff and participants during the event.

Leaders of the participating organizations must also communicate the policy to their 'participants, unit leaders, and contingent staff', the mandate requires.

Condoms must now be made available to'all participants' at the Boy Scouts global gathering as girls are permitted to join the organization

What can you say?

Although, It makes you wonder - who is buggering who? Are Boy Scouts buggering other Boy Scouts? Are they buggering Girl Scouts?

Are Scout Leaders buggering Boy Scouts AND Girls Scouts? Are the leaders buggering each other? Do you think it was a good idea to admit girls if it leads to more buggery at Scout events? Will this increase opportunities for sexual assault? Are newly accepted gay scout leaders buggering? And if so, WHO are they buggering?

There must be a fair amount of buggering if condoms are being freely provided to all.

Maybe they always were buggering, but now it's accepted.

... I just don't see these recent developments as a positive thing for the Scouts.

And it's not like we didn't see it coming from a mile away. However, I clearly recall that those with clairvoyance on these matters were scorned by the buggery crowd.

... Merely dreading buggery is "hate" now.

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Tom C

Tom C
Can't help it but you have just written a replacement for the
"Who is on First Routine " of Abbott and Costello fame !

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Seems like a perfect time to

Seems like a perfect time to demand that all fast food restaurants, theaters, public schools, churches, and the like make condoms available at all times.

With medicinal pot, why not?

I'm sure Jasper will have a better idea; just thought I'd post this call to him.

Tom C
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Seems like a perfect time to

Seems like a perfect time to demand that all fast food restaurants, theaters, public schools, churches, and the like make condoms available at all times.

Bars used to have condom machines in the bathrooms about a million years ago. Now, you're suggesting they be in church bathrooms? Or maybe just in the vestibule, in a little basket next to the bulletin and Holy Water?

Yikes!

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Ahhh, well isn't the Boy

Ahhh, well isn't the Boy Scout motto "be prepared"?

Bruce Libby
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That earns a Drum Roll and

That earns a Drum Roll and Rimshot !

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Let's not forget "Do a good

Let's not forget "Do a good turn daily." I think that's the Boy Scout slogan.

Melvin Udall
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Seems like a new Merit Badge

Seems like a new Merit Badge is in order.

Bruce Libby
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Masterful as always !

Masterful as always !

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Tom C

Tom C

Very insightful humorous post, and no doubt everyone is getting buggered in this great enlightened age.

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