Ever have something that really burns your butt?

"The lawsuit claims there were no warnings about sitting on the benches in hot weather."

If I hadn't seen these signs recently to the south of Maine, and experienced how hot these types of things can get, I'd probably scoff at that statement. Still, once you touch one hot bench, do you need a sign to tell you the next one is hot?

Better put signs up at every flagpole this winter cautioning people not to stick their tongue on it.

That burns nothing like eating a whole jar of pickled habanero peppers at one sitting.