Gay liberal Democrat mayor burns bagel - results in evacuation of city hall and thousand of dollars in firefighters salaries

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Tom C
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Gay liberal Democrat mayor burns bagel - results in evacuation of city hall and thousand of dollars in firefighters salaries

The Oregonian reports that City Hall emptied for about 20 minutes Wednesday morning while firefighters dealt with the burning bagel in the break room of Mayor Sam Adam's office. There's no immediate word on who burned the bagel in the toaster oven or what type of bagel it was.

Burning bagel empties Portland City Hall

That last sentance in itself is suspicious. I suspect a cover-up.

Adams' claim to fame is his affair with 17-year-old intern Beau Breedlove.

Apollo
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Awesome headline Tom.

Awesome headline Tom.

Tom C
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Thanks. I think it has a

Thanks.

I think it has a little bit of everything.

Bob MacGregor
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And yet, you accuse the mayor

And yet, you accuse the mayor before the facts are in! You ARE rivaling Apollo!

(Tangentially, we were evacuated from the Hampton Inn in Wells a few weeks ago at 5:30 am because of a burning bagel. No word on the political leanings or sexual orientation of the culprit!)

Naran
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Not to worry, Bob - I have it

Not to worry, Bob - I have it on good authority the toaster oven is asexual.

Bob MacGregor
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I don't know that brand.

I don't know that brand.

1Maine1lostcause
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This is the most anti-semitic

This is the most anti-semitic heading I've seen in a long time.

Naran
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I think you mean

I think you mean anti-toastite.

Traci G
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a former co-worker of mine

a former co-worker of mine learned to never leave poptarts unattended in a toaster. she set the third floor staff lounge on fire three days after it was remodeled.

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