Mom, not getting all the child support that Dad is paying? Maybe it's because the state is skimming off the top
Child support obligators get it up the old wazoo, any way you look at it.
Don't get me started on that.
Well, the legislature passed a new law which requires that child support obligators pay an extra $2 a week TO THE STATE.
Having trouble making your child support payments?
Well, then it sucks to be you, pal! We're the DHS and we're going to get $104 a year out of your butt, no matter what.
"For the children"?
Not for your children, pal. They won't see a dime of that C note.
"For the state workers," is more like it.