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Roger Ek
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News Flash!

Nancy Pelosi has announced that Putin has invaded Korea. She must be getting her foreign intelligence form Hank Johnson, that Georgia congresscritter who said that Guam might capsize if any more Marines went there.

Hey, you can't make this stuff up.

Calvin
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You have to believe it before

You have to believe it before you can prove it.

Tom C
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I think that was Maxine

I think that was Maxine Waters. Pelosi said she wasn't going to work with Bush.

So did CNN dominate the 24 hour news cycle with the gaffe?

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When are you too old to serve

When are you too old to serve?

When you can't identify who you aren't going to work with?

When you can't identify who/what is invading/being invaded?

Or is this medical marijuana? (Gary Johnson disease vice Ronald Reagan disease?)

Matt
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I think she meant to say

I think she meant to say Putin "massacred" Korea.

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To be fair, Korea rhymes with

To be fair, Korea rhymes with Crimea. Sort of.

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Another News Flash!...the

Another News Flash!...the Republicans had the cojones to shut that maggot mouth Fauxahontis Warren up. She disobeyed the rules, was warned about it and, like her sistren (or should that be cistern)... the Butcher of Benghazi and brethren... "Ears' Obozo, she knew she was above the law and rules and better than those other peons.

What a pig.

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you say Korea I say Crimea,

you say Korea I say Crimea, you say Potatoe, I say Potato, Korea, Crimea.. Potatoe, Potato, let's call the whole thing off.

Maybe Obama was the smartest man in the room when he was surrounded by US career politicians?

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"Maybe Obama was the smartest

"Maybe Obama was the smartest man in the room when he was surrounded by US career politicians?"

and his 32 Muslim czars. Our Constitution has no provision for czars. An office holder can have advisors and would be wise to surround himself with experts.

Czars? Not so much.

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The stupid lefties are saying

The stupid lefties are saying Fauxahontis was "silenced by the Republicans" in an act of fascist totalitarianism.

I am very worried about my lefty friends right now.

Roger Ek
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Maybe they will regress to

Maybe they will regress to bemoaning the state of the world in cellar coffee houses in Greenwich Village as their grandparents did. Socialism is hereditary. Their grandparents and great grandparents contracted it when they went to Russia around 1925. They were called "The Travelers" and they wormed their way into government, education and industry. That rich history was well documented by Amity Schlaes in "The Forgotten Man". They took full advantage of the stock market crash of 1929 and worsened the Great Depression.

America is beginning to wake up and we don't want to repeat the betrayal inflicted on us by Fauxcahontas' grandparents. As I said, it is hereditary.

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Speaking of Obamas czars,

Speaking of Obamas czars, have they been fired yet? Or maybe they could simply commit ritual suicide. Either would be acceptable.

Roger Ek
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I wonder if Valerie Jarrett,

I wonder if Valerie Jarrett, an Iranian citizen, has gone home yet. I wonder if Huma Abedin has gone home to her Hamas relatives.

Jasper
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Here's a news flash for you,

Here's a news flash for you, dipshit: Valerie Jarret is not an Iranian citizen and no I won't provide a link. Get your foolish old head out of your aging asshole and do some real research aside from reading wingnut blogs and absurd memes.

Bruce Libby
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Call for Bullseye ! Calling

Call for Bullseye ! Calling Bullseye!

Jasper
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Valerie Jarrett, an Iranian

Valerie Jarrett, an Iranian citizen

The fake news arm of the GOP is so confident in the stupidity of its base that they know they won't take 15 seconds to Google anything that meets their approval.

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jasper is correct again,

jasper is correct again, jarret is not an Iranian citizen, she's just an Iranian sympathizer...... who had Obama's ear.....

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I read on the daily mail that

I read on the daily mail that Obama is an Iranian citizen! Prove me wrong!

Matt
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Remember Atlanta!

Remember Atlanta! Never forget!

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This Liberal/Swine was born

This Liberal/Swine was born in Iran. The don't have the stupid anchor baby law that we enlightened Huh-merkins do. She speaks Farsi....

She ain't in the White House no mo!

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She left with the other

She left with the other muslim.

Roger Ek
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Ah, the last refuge of a

Ah, the last refuge of a progressive when they run out of facts is name calling.

Jasper
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Oh, Roger, you silly senile

Oh, Roger, you silly senile old sot, you wouldn't recognize a fact if it hit you on the head.

Jasper
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She speaks Farsi.... Oh, the

She speaks Farsi.... Oh, the horror, the horror.

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"Ah, the last refuge of a

"Ah, the last refuge of a progressive when they run out of facts is name calling."

Don't mean to point out the obvious, but Trump is pretty much the king of name calling.

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anon. Did you Google that ?

anon.
Did you Google that ?

Toolsmith
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The name calling doesn't

The name calling doesn't indicate who's right or wrong (or right or left), it just reveals who's run out of reasonable arguments. All of the other fallacies demonstrate precisely the same thing: cessation of higher brain function.

Mike G
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Remember Atlanta! Never

Remember Atlanta! Never forget!

Matt must have got laid

Jasper
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And nowhere is this more

cessation of higher brain function

And nowhere is this more aptly exemplified than in your human-toupee hybrid. Though technically, it's impossible to cease that which one never had to begin with.

Toolsmith
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No, Jasper. Don't try to

No, Jasper. Don't try to misuse my arguments for your own.
The left's prophets are no better.

I was quite clear. My comment is not partisan. Both parties and their leaders are equally inane. American politics is gutter ball.

Jasper
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No, Jasper. Don't try to

No, Jasper. Don't try to misuse my arguments for your own.

I just did. Sue me.

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