Return of the Blob ~ Alaska Style

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Sat, 07/18/2009 - 4:40pm
Naran
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Giant Mystery Blob Moves Through Alaskan Waters

Thursday, July 16, 2009

It's big, it's black, it's gooey and it may be alive.

Giant blobs of thick, oily biological material are floating in the Arctic Ocean's Chukchi Sea north of the Bering Strait...

"It's certainly biological," ...Terry Hasenauer told the newspaper. "It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter."

...snip
Jellyfish and sea birds are getting caught up in the sticky, stinky stuff, which according to one official "has hairy strands on it."

Popular Rumor Says it May Be the Remnants of Sarah Palin's 2012 PR Team...

lol

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Sat, 07/18/2009 - 5:00pm
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Naran
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Sat, 07/18/2009 - 5:07pm
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JBC
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Naran, you are a Palin drone

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Sat, 07/18/2009 - 5:13pm
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Naran
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Why, thank you.

Completely incomprehensible comment, but I'm sure it was kindly meant, all the same.

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Sat, 07/18/2009 - 5:37pm
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Average Joe
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Actually, it was fairly clever since Naran spells the same both frontwards and backwards and is therefore a palindroMe and any reference to Sarah Palin results in one being called a droNe. I'll give the comment a B+.

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