Toilet Paper Bandit May Get 3 years

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Henry Clay
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Toilet Paper Bandit May Get 3 years

It's not quite 25 to life, but stealing toilet paper from the Marshall County Courthouse could prove costly for one Marshall County resident.

A woman was discovered taking toilet paper from the courthouse Monday, according to police reports, something she has apparently been adept at doing for a quite a while.

No one could remember exactly when, but toilet paper started disappearing at "unusually high rates," even for county employees, said a source close to the problem. In other words, something didn't smell quite right.

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oldfox
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Toilet Paper Bandit May Get 3 years

Her last name is Butts....ahhhhh, that sorta explains it now.. :roll:

Tom C
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Joined: 01/03/2006 - 6:00pm
Toilet Paper Bandit May Get 3 years

[i]toilet paper started disappearing at “unusually high rates,” [b]even for county employees[/b],[/i]

Mull that one over for a bit.

Slingblade
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Toilet Paper Bandit May Get 3 years

Okay, what direction will my thought MOVE in?
I am a great people watcher. It's amazing what people steal. Whether it be sugar packets, napkins, silverware, glasses or soap, the thefts continue on a daily basis. Most of which truly believe is at no cost from whom they steal.

Bob MacGregor
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Joined: 12/13/2003 - 1:01am
Toilet Paper Bandit May Get 3 years

She just couldn't spare a square.

Slingblade
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Toilet Paper Bandit May Get 3 years

Okay, how about swipe a wipe?

Calvin
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Toilet Paper Bandit May Get 3 years

I suppose you want to see the end report on paper. :oops:

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