Toilet Paper Bandit May Get 3 years
It's not quite 25 to life, but stealing toilet paper from the Marshall County Courthouse could prove costly for one Marshall County resident.
A woman was discovered taking toilet paper from the courthouse Monday, according to police reports, something she has apparently been adept at doing for a quite a while.
No one could remember exactly when, but toilet paper started disappearing at "unusually high rates," even for county employees, said a source close to the problem. In other words, something didn't smell quite right.