recreational area? maybe
open access to all users? Doubt it.D
A lady from Missoula, Montana who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.As she neared the tip she encountered a spotted owl that attacked herIn her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was, and how she came to get all the splinters removed. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examination room and he would see if he could help her.She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.The angry lady demanded "What took you so long?"He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I'm sorry, but they all turned me down."
Paul Edit the title so that people will look at it knowing there's a joke there.
BTW very funny.
Thanking the Lord he left out the jokes about endangered wetlands.
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