University ranks Obama 5th best President

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Vic Berardelli
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University ranks Obama 5th best President

AFTER SIGNIFICANT RESEARCH BY BOTH THE HISTORY AND SOCIAL SCIENCESDEPARTMENTS AT TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY, THEY HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT OBAMA IS THE 5TH BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY!

Out of the 44 US Presidents: Obama is rated as the 5th best President ever!

The publicity release said,"...after only 5 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever."

The details according to TEXAS A&M:

Reagan & Lincoln tied for first,

23 presidents tied for second,

17 other presidents tied for third,

Jimmy Carter came in 4th, and

Obama came in fifth!

taxfoe
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Clev-vah! Good timing, too.

Clev-vah!

Good timing, too. I've read at least a few times that James Earl is likely B. Hussein's biggest fan.

Melvin Udall
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I thought there were 57

I thought there were 57 presidents.

Cuz
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A large jet plane crashed on

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Louisiana.

Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized the locals and descended on the farm in force.

By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.

They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States ?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't...
But you know how bad that snake in the grass lies."

TANSTAF1
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When I saw the title of this

When I saw the title of this thread i was wondering if it was Harvard or Yale that thought Bammy was the fifth best. It seems so believable that even today they still would. I guess I am relieved that it was a joke, but i wonder if it really is. Some libtards will cling to their dear leader long after they and he are dead and buried and their colde hands need to be pried apart.

IAC
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I plagiarized this

I plagiarized this shamelessly and posted it on another forum. So far, I have 3 responses calling me a racist and 1 anti-American. This may become a record-breaking day for me.

TANSTAF1
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Congrats. I sent it to some

Congrats. I sent it to some friends but got no reaction. But they're fellow racists.

Vic Berardelli
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No congrats to me. I'd love

No congrats to me. I'd love to have an author's credit for something this funny but I merely shared an anonymous e-mail joke which I received from a friend. Credit where credit is due: Congrats Anon.

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